Friday, November 18, 2011

Touch too Much.

Toddlers touch everything. Did you know this? I sure as heck didn't. I found out the hard way that Maggie will try and eat food off the floor or out of the garbage. Yuck is all I have to say.

I have seen Maggie bring me all sorts of stuff. A lot of the time I am asking her where in the hell she got that from. She will bring me food that she hid on us days earlier, books that we didn't know we owned, and stuff I forgot we owned.

This is one reason I threw out all of my old Playboys. I don't need her finding them (and yes toddlers will find it) and bringing them out when we have guests. Also, I really don't want her seeing the mags and thinking that I degrade women. It took me about two seconds to decide to toss them. The wife didn't even ask, I just said I need to get rid of them.

For those of you that don't have toddlers, hide your shit now. Don't put it up high, because these little one's are smart and they will find it. Put it under lock and key.

Wish me luck this weekend. I get to drive 600 miles round trip to pick up my wife's old furniture to give to Maggie ( did I mention she is ready for a big girl bed?). It is time for Maggie to move to a big bed and Lucy to move to the crib. My babies are getting so big. Well, I leave tomorrow only to drive back Sunday morning,  I have to get back in time to watch my 49ers win another game!

Time to get some sleep...

1 comment:

  1. Hello! You are too funny! I have a 2.5 yr old and went through this with my almost 5 yr old. It's amazing how my little ones would find, like, bug parts in the carpet! They would come to me with these tiny, dead bugs from who knows where and certainly beyond my eyes reach. I felt like they would be presenting a "kill" to me! They were proud :))