Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables

I had a very interesting conversation with Maggie the other day:


Maggie-"Daddy I want an orange."

Daddy-"We don't have any more"

M- "How about some grapes?"

D- "We are out of those."

M- "Apples?"

D- "We don't have any more of those either."

M- "I want some blueberries."

D- "We don't have any sweetie."

M- "Get me some raspberries."

D- (getting frustrated) "We don't have any."

M- I want some peaches."

D- (settling) "Here have a cookie."

M- "'I don't want a cookie. I want apples."

Laughing because you're doing it right- Priceless.